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Proposing The Implausible
May 28th
This weekend a good friend of mine got engaged to his lovely girlfriend. If you ask me he did it just in time because given the long weekend there’s a chance this video has not gone totally viral of yet and arrived in his now-fiance’s inbox. Basically this prick in Portland, Oregon ruined it for every single, non-married guy as the bar has been raised yet again, this time to what I would deem inexplicable heights. I couldn’t be happier to be married and with a beautiful baby girl as is, and now that this following video is in every single girl’s collective More >
Non Sequitur – Computer Viruses Suck
May 25th
Happy Memorial Day Weekend everyone! Enjoy your three days off from work as I’m certain you’ve earned it. Well, that is as long as your “work” doesn’t involve you investing any amount of time in creating computer viruses. They are literally one of the dumbest things things on the planet. Their whole purpose is to ruin someone else’s property/time and bring no redeemable value to the world. Why would you dedicate you’re own time to bringing that level of misery to others? People who sit in basements into the wee hours of the morning creating this kind of chaos are More >
The Idiot Box Is Abandoning Me
May 22nd
Summer is upon us and May sweeps are soon to be a thing of the past. The Bulls and Blackhawks have crapped their respective beds and the Cubs began playing for next year fourteen months ago. The Bears have promise but they don’t setup the goalposts in Bourbonnais until July 30th. Basically I’m lost on an island where TV has abandoned me and I’ll admit that I’m a little nervous.
It was a short eight months ago that I bid farewell to my favorite summer TV escapes when both “Entourage” and “Rescue Me” opted to call it a wrap at the end More >
It’s About Time For The Weekend
May 17th
I don’t know about you but it feels like it’s been a long week in these parts. Between my office not having windows and my missing out on this gorgeous weather we’ve been having, or late nights up with the bay and early mornings to let the dog out, I feel like I’m running on fumes. I’m ready for the weekend to arrive so I can sleep in all the way until 7am, fire up the grill, drink a few suds, and enjoy some time outdoors. Weekends are great aren’t they? My biggest decision in the next forty-eight hours comes More >
Thank You Mom
May 13th
Watch this…
and then watch this…
It’s funny how the things we are grateful for change over the years but the person we all turn to in order to give thanks remains the same. I spent the better part of Sunday surrounded by mothers; some of whom have held the title for as little as five weeks and others who are well into their fifth decade carrying the mantel. The constant in every scenario were the smiles on the faces of those around them.
To all of the mothers in the world, and specifically those directly involved in my life, please allow me to thank you for from the bottom of my More >
The 2012-12 Blackhawks Season Recap: A Trail of Tears
May 10th
As one of our beloved Chicago teams sees their season crumble to the ground this evening, I feel as though I have finally reached closure on our last sporting heartbreak. Before we get too far along in taking a look at the season that was for the Chicago Blackhawks there are two important items that I’d suggest that you peruse as each says more than anything I can put into words:
http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/blackhawks/post/_/id/4671078/does-hawks-dysfunction-start-at-the-top
and…
http://deadspin.com/5909246/reconstructing-patrick-kanes-drunken-weekend-in-madison
First of all – awesome right? Each in their own right; I feel this is the best work Jesse Rogers has put together during his Hawks beat reporter tenure, and I’ve More >
Forbidden Feces
May 8th
Let me begin by apologizing for my delay in posting, but please believe me when I say that anyone who hit up Miami this past weekend for a bachelor party was in no position to really get anything productive, let alone creative, done these past two days. Rather than dwell on the debauchery that ensued during my visit, I’d like to turn my attention to one of the conversations that was held during one of the few lucid moments of the trip. What conversation could linger like a ray of sunshine through the fog of my memory you ask? It’s one that More >
