Happy Friday everyone!  It’s been an interesting week that has taken me from New Orleans, to Chicago, to Ft. Lauderdale, back to Chicago.  The internet has been blacked out, Rob Lowe broke the biggest football story of 2012, and the world learned Newt Gingrich is kind of a scumbag (didn’t see that one coming).  In typical Chi-Guy.com fashion, I’m really not in a position to put a bunch of coherent thoughts together or find a unique common thread that ties this crazy world of ours together.  So instead I’d rather just throw some snide remarks and some videos together and call it Quick Quips…

  • I know I promised him that I wouldn’t do this but I just can’t help myself.  My buddy B-Rad is a diehard Packers fan.  Last Sunday night after the Packers dropped a heart breaking game to the New York Giants B-Rad got into my car and the follow occurred (by the way… B-Rad looks a lot like a tall blonde white girl.  He gets a lot of crap for his feminine looks so take it easy on him.  Also, sometime I call him Stacy and he calls me Megan.  That’s just a little thing we do.  Don’t judge)

  • Jody Sweetin of Stephanie from “Full House” fame celebrated her 30th this week.  Sounds like she enjoyed her twenties more than most.  It’s too bad really because I had no idea she was a) in my age range, b) into partying.  What exactly happened on that “Full House” set back in the day?
  • While a certain successful blogger is anxiously awaiting an opportunity to put his newly purchased cross country skis to use (seriously, they’re still in the packaging since November) Seattle, Washington got dumped on today.  Seattle is one of those towns where every year they get a snow storm and all everyone can talk about is how they don’t know how to handle it.  This happens every year.  The town is located roughly an hour from mountains and tons of snow year round.  This shouldn’t be that hard, but it is apparently.  My sister used to live in Portland, OR and they had the same problem.  An inch of snow falls and the entire town shuts down.  Pussies.  This girl has the right idea…

  • Why do people keep equating the captain of the cruise ship that crashed in Italy to Sully Sullenberger?  Captain Sully didn’t really do that much.  The planes these days basically land themselves.  That plane did all the work.  (name the movie this rant come from in the Comments section below)
  • I don’t know what disgusts me more: Deena’s hair extensions or The Situation’s outlook on life in general?   
  • Jimmy Hayes and Andrew Shaw… ummm… this might get awkward.  Welcome to the big leagues kids, keep doing what you’re doing.
  • I’m stealing this move (and those cut off jorts)…

  • This is just pure comedy gold.  Someone took the time to put the audience “wooo’s” in all the wrong places on a series of “Saved By The Bell” clips.  Genius…

  • This is just amazing.  Pete – your challenge is before you… (watch out for the F-bomb however)

Happy Friday everyone