The following is a real email I received from an associate (who will remain anonymous to protect the innocent and their future gift haul at the holidays):

 

On Christmas Day my Grandma and I both thanked each other for the gifts we gave each other.

When I returned home I sent my Grandma a Thank You card.

Before said card was delivered, my Grandma called me to thank me again for the gift I’d given her.

Since she was on the phone I of course thanked her again for the gifts she had given me even though I knew the thank you card was More >